How to Completely Ruin Your Children's Futures and Lay the Blame on Them

From CNN Money: "Help! Our Kids Are Driving Us Broke". Un-freaking-believable. These parents should be pilloried. Feast your eyes on the Spendersons:

Those kids are doomed. You know the old saying... Douchebags aren't born; they're raised. I don't have much more to add, since I think I'm going to be sick.